If you're on Twitter and not following @HonestToddler, you are missing out on one of the funniest and most unexpected tweeps. HT is elusive and you don't really know his/her identity, but whatever he/she tweets rings true - from toddler tantrums to parents' "failings" and weaknesses.
Here's an interview with Honest Toddler, via Parenting.comSabrina James: Honest Toddler, you are the voice of your generation! How does that make you feel? Honest Toddler: I'm not sure. It makes me happy that people are listening to toddlers, but sad that I am cooperating. SJ: How old are you? HT: This many. SJ: Are you a boy or girl? HT: That one. SJ: What is your name? HT: "Come here right now." SJ: What made you decide to start your blog and Twitter account? HT: An outlet. An outlet that won't make fire if put a plastic fork in it. SJ: What do you do when you are not tweeting? HT: Playing, forced sleep, forced eating, running fast. SJ: Where do you live? HT: On a street with several cars, six or seven trees and plenty of ants. SJ: How do you get what you want from your parents? HT: Ask over and over until they are mentally fatigued and emotionally crippled. SJ: What are the three words you would use to describe your mom? HT: Mom: Rules, Secret Chocolate, Hugs SJ: What are your favorite things about your dad? HT: Daddy is wonderful at games, throwing me in the air, and being a giant. He could work on accepting the fact that the big bed is mine also. SJ: Describe what you picture as the perfect mom and dad. HT: They would be generous with cake for sure. SJ: Why are you always anxious to have your dad come home, often tweeting him to tattle on your mom? HT: I have no recollection of that. SJ: What is it about co-sleeping you love? HT: The cozy. SJ: What do you want to be when you grow up? HT: Powerful. SJ: You have mentioned an older sibling, does he/she have the same attitude as you? HT: My sibling is powerful, but I am increasing in power daily. SJ: Can you share your observations on the following topics? HT: Moms’ Nights Out: Terrible Parent Drinks (cocktails): Terrible use of house fruit Kids fashion: We are not Christmas trees. Ridiculous. TV shows: Best is Aurthur because I love reggaeton. Worst is Curious George because I don't like how he thinks he's people. Instagram: For showing off while pretending to be Laura Ingalls Wilder Pinterest: For showing off while pretending to be Martha Stewart Facebook: For showing off to your "friends" SJ: What would you wear every day if you could? HT: Naked.