And consummating this beautiful relationship:

Finding your friends in the phonebook:

Having no idea who is calling you:

Seeing a website like this and getting excited about how good it looks:

Eating these delicious, delicious foods:

Or drinking these sweet, beautiful drinks:

The frustration caused by getting a phone cord tangled:

Fixing a video game with the old “blow trick:”

These horrible, horrible problems:

And especially this:

Prank calling strangers and not worrying about getting your ass beat:

These relics:

And these too:

Or having to find what show you want to watch using this:

The ‘F’ in WWF:

A ninth planet:

Going into one of these stores for a quick movie rental:

Or to pay some late fees:

Using the original texting in class:

Being off the grid when you leave your home:

24. Having to rewind a video tape:

Hitting the jackpot in a cereal box:

And terrifying ’90s clothes:

Never forget.